Unfortunately, one look at the the driver was all it took for the conning canine to realize she only had a few minutes left before she'd be shuttled back home and returned to a life of kibble.
Oklahoma City resident Betsy Reyes penned a letter to the public after getting fed up with her "fat a*s" dog scamming people out of their snack wraps and french fries.
On Monday night, Reyes noticed the dog was missing, so she hopped in her vehicle to survey the neighborhood.
If you don't believe a dog can act like a stray, Reyes even posted video (below) of Princess working the strangers in the parking lot.
"She's not even a stray dog", wrote Reyes, adding, she's "gold diggin' ... acting like she's a stray so people will feel bad for her and feed her burgers".
Reyes says the shameless habit is nothing new, as Princess leaves the house "all the time to go walking to McDonald's at night".
Reyes posted video of Princess online before going up to the drive-thru herself.
The post has been shared more than 263,000 times. Reyes then filmed Princess sauntering over to a different vehicle where she successfully acquired a piece of the driver's burger.